4 thoughts on “316790”

  1. So did you think they were joking when they told you how much your license would be? ‘Cause I did. 🙂 You know, how cashiers will sometimes say “That’ll be four hundred dollars” when it’s really $4 and think they’re funny? I thought she was being funny when she said $78 or whatever. Welcome to Taxachusetts!

  2. I just did car registration today… still need to do license but I need to get my social security card before I can do that.

    And yeah, the cost is absurd.

  3. With the new national database, aren’t you glad they didn’t say something like, “Aren’t you the Jeremy Katz wanted for unlawful flight on your conviction for murder in Idaho?”

  4. This is one of those rare occasions where it’s appropriate to quote most of a song. Granted, it’s a great song, and on a really, really great album. Still, rare occasions.

    I’ve been to hell. I spell it…I spell it DMV
    Anyone that’s been there knows precisely what I mean
    Stood there and I’ve waited and choked back the urge to scream
    And if I had my druthers I’d screw a chimpanzee

    call it pointless

    When I need relief I spell it THC
    Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
    I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
    As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy

    call it pointless

    Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
    There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
    Now, life’s a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
    Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV

    call it pointless

    I’ve been to hell. I spell it…I spell it DMV
    Anyone that’s been there knows precisely what I mean
    I’ve stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
    And if I had my druthers I’d screw that chimpanzee

    call it pointless

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